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fuckyeahsassylucifer:

ultimagus:

buzzfeed:

The only way to respond when someone asks you “why do you write strong female characters.”

The last one.

Omg yeeees!! Idk why da fuq people keep acting like women aren’t people smh…

ofmisandryandmen:

alright this white bitch at my school got Senegalese twists. i don’t know how to even express how much of a fool she makes of herself. Cultural appropriation at it’s strongest.
(Edited for better explanation and accuracy)

I don’t see a problem with this… is that bad?

ofmisandryandmen:

alright this white bitch at my school got Senegalese twists. i don’t know how to even express how much of a fool she makes of herself. Cultural appropriation at it’s strongest.

(Edited for better explanation and accuracy)

I don’t see a problem with this… is that bad?

thefrisky:

A Handy Illustrated Guide To Body Shapes

girl you know I got that vortex on lock cause folks get lost in my sh*t

thefrisky:

A Handy Illustrated Guide To Body Shapes

girl you know I got that vortex on lock cause folks get lost in my sh*t

WHY YOU NO EXIST IN MY HOUSE??

WHY YOU NO EXIST IN MY HOUSE??

http://untouchmyhair.tumblr.com/post/83240766039/therealprincessbae-neneleakesyournudes-im

untouchmyhair:

francesca14238:

therealprincessbae:

neneleakesyournudes:

I’m sitting in the nail salon and these two young girls like 15 are talking about sex and losing their virginities and they have such WRONG information like one girl is saying they’re supposed to use semen as lubricant because that’s what her…

Um.. at fifteen I still thought boys had cooties wtf

wow bless you. i was horny as shit by then. lool

Lmfao

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

Ahhh tumblr

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

Ahhh tumblr

Why does the last one look like a setback…?

kittypackards:

A forty-one inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee-a lot more. But most girls don’t know what to do with what they’ve got.

    Happy Birthday, Jayne Mansfield! (born Vera Jayne Palmer ; April 19, 1933 – June 29, 1967)

I’m so sorry I thought that was Anna Nicole Smith… oops

untouchmyhair:

cesttiare:

theacemachine:

susiethemoderator:

teddythemonster:

queenquong:

jeankd:

shanellbklyn:

anti-keiara:

all—blk—everything:

svllywood:

validx2:

Frozen in the hood

how is this the hood. that is clearly a suburbian neighborhood. likeeeeeee can we stop with the casual racism?

Thank you^^^


For real damn smh

She’s probably studied dance for years and is enjoying the snow, but since she’s black…. yah know she MUST be hood. 
God Forbid her name be Rasheeda Jackson. SMH they’ll be making fun all day.

this is how we know “ghetto” and “hood” are synonymous with blackness for white people, no matter what economic class we’re actually in; you will look at us the same way no matter what, so fuck respectability politics and trying to “polite” our way into civil rights

for the fucking comments 

By the way, this “ghetto” girl has a name; it’s Allie.

Allie is clearly a talented dancer

Did anyone even check the OP’s blog? The person who made that “frozen in the hood comment” is BLACK. 
EDIT: That in no invalidates the above comments but y’all gotta remember that not just white people can think negatively of Black people. Also, check people’s blogs before y’all jump to assumptions. Simple shit

^^^

I wish I could do a split…

untouchmyhair:

cesttiare:

theacemachine:

susiethemoderator:

teddythemonster:

queenquong:

jeankd:

shanellbklyn:

anti-keiara:

all—blk—everything:

svllywood:

validx2:

Frozen in the hood

how is this the hood. that is clearly a suburbian neighborhood. likeeeeeee can we stop with the casual racism?

Thank you^^^

For real damn smh

She’s probably studied dance for years and is enjoying the snow, but since she’s black…. yah know she MUST be hood. 

God Forbid her name be Rasheeda Jackson. SMH they’ll be making fun all day.

this is how we know “ghetto” and “hood” are synonymous with blackness for white people, no matter what economic class we’re actually in; you will look at us the same way no matter what, so fuck respectability politics and trying to “polite” our way into civil rights

for the fucking comments 

By the way, this “ghetto” girl has a name; it’s Allie.

Allie is clearly a talented dancer

Did anyone even check the OP’s blog? The person who made that “frozen in the hood comment” is BLACK. 

EDIT: That in no invalidates the above comments but y’all gotta remember that not just white people can think negatively of Black people. Also, check people’s blogs before y’all jump to assumptions. Simple shit

^^^

I wish I could do a split…

Damn Ariel I thought you were already rich da fuq you doing managing a restaurant? SOOOO, you hiring?

Damn Ariel I thought you were already rich da fuq you doing managing a restaurant? SOOOO, you hiring?